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❄ INTRODUCING NOOTHOST VPS/RDP HOSTING — Hosting From The Coldest Place On Earth, At Prices That Melt The Competition! ❄
Looking for a blazing-fast, scalable hosting solution with FULL control — from a host that doesn't play pricing games? NootHost VPS Hosting delivers enterprise-grade KVM servers starting at just $4.49/month with Linux & Windows options, pure NVMe storage, daily backups INCLUDED, DDoS protection INCLUDED, and a 30-day money-back guarantee. Deployed in about 60 seconds. Yes, seconds. noot noot.
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❄ WHAT IS NOOTHOST VPS HOSTING?
A VPS (Virtual Private Server) gives you dedicated server resources — the power of a dedicated machine at a fraction of the price. Perfect for developers, traders, game server admins, bot runners, growing businesses, and anyone who's outgrown shared hosting (or never wanted it in the first place).
Why NootHost VPS hits different:
✅ Dedicated Resources — your vCPU, RAM and NVMe are YOURS ALONE. No noisy neighbors on this iceberg
✅ Full Root/Admin Access — total control, install anything, configure everything
✅ Linux OR Windows — pick at deploy time, reinstall whenever you like
✅ Deployed in ~60 Seconds — order to online before your coffee cools
✅ Daily Backups & Snapshots INCLUDED — most hosts sell this back to you. We don't
✅ DDoS Protection INCLUDED — enterprise-grade, free on every plan
✅ Dedicated IPv4 on every VPS
✅ KVM Virtualization — true isolation, rock-solid performance
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
❄ NOOTHOST VPS PLANS & PRICING (RENEWAL = LIST PRICE. NO BAIT. EVER.)
? VPS NANO — $4.49/month (or $44.90/year — 2 MONTHS FREE)
• 1 vCPU Core
• 2GB RAM
• 25GB NVMe SSD Storage
• 2TB Bandwidth
• Dedicated IPv4 Address
• Linux or Windows — Full Root/Admin Access
• Daily Backups & Snapshots Included
Perfect for: Small projects, bots, dev/testing, your first server
? VPS STARTER — $8.99/month (or $89.90/year — 2 MONTHS FREE) ⭐ MOST POPULAR
• 2 vCPU Cores
• 4GB RAM
• 50GB NVMe SSD Storage
• 4TB Bandwidth
• Dedicated IPv4 Address
• Linux or Windows — Full Root/Admin Access
• Daily Backups & Snapshots Included
Perfect for: Growing websites, apps, e-commerce, Discord bots, 24/7 workloads
? VPS PRO — $17.99/month (or $179.90/year — 2 MONTHS FREE)
• 4 vCPU Cores
• 8GB RAM
• 100GB NVMe SSD Storage
• 8TB Bandwidth
• Dedicated IPv4 Address
• Linux or Windows — Full Root/Admin Access
• Daily Backups & Snapshots Included
Perfect for: High-traffic sites, game servers, demanding applications
? VPS BUSINESS — $34.99/month (or $349.90/year — 2 MONTHS FREE)
• 6 vCPU Cores
• 16GB RAM
• 200GB NVMe SSD Storage
• 16TB Bandwidth
• Dedicated IPv4 Address
• Linux or Windows — Full Root/Admin Access
• Daily Backups & Snapshots Included
Perfect for: Enterprise projects, agencies, heavy databases, serious infrastructure
? VPS MAX — $64.99/month (or $649.90/year — 2 MONTHS FREE)
• 8 vCPU Cores
• 32GB RAM
• 400GB NVMe SSD Storage
• UNMETERED Bandwidth
• Dedicated IPv4 Address
• Linux or Windows — Full Root/Admin Access
• Daily Backups & Snapshots Included
Perfect for: Maximum power. Machine learning, big data, "I need it all" energy
? Compare every plan: https://noothost.com/pricing
? Deploy now: https://noothost.com/vps-hosting
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❄ POWERFUL FEATURES INCLUDED ON EVERY SINGLE PLAN
⚡ Pure NVMe SSD Storage
Not "SSD-cached". Not hybrid. Pure NVMe on every plan — blazing speeds for your apps, databases, and websites.
? Full Root/Admin Access
Install apps, run scripts, configure the OS exactly your way. Your server, your rules.
?️ Linux & Windows Server
Deploy your preferred OS instantly — popular Linux distros or Windows Server — and reinstall any time from the dashboard.
?️ Enterprise DDoS Protection — FREE
Advanced protection and configurable firewalls keep your server online around the clock. Included on every plan, not an upsell.
? Daily Backups & Snapshots — FREE
Automated daily backups and snapshots on EVERY VPS at no extra cost. Other hosts charge monthly for this. We think that's silly.
? Instant Deployment
Your server is online in about 60 seconds. Order, deploy, build.
? Full-Control Dashboard
Console access, power controls, one-click OS reinstalls, password resets, and an API — all from one clean dashboard. There's even an MCP server (https://noothost.com/mcp) so your AI tools can manage your infrastructure. Welcome to 2026.
? Effortless Scaling
Upgrade between plans any time — you only pay the difference, and upgrades apply in minutes with no data loss.
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
❄ WHY THE COLONY CHOOSES NOOTHOST
? No Hosting Industry Games
The price on the card is the price on renewal. No teaser rates, no term-two jump, no setup fees, no contracts, no retention scripts. Cancel any time from your dashboard.
?️ 24/7 REAL Human Support
Tickets answered by actual humans — usually in minutes, any hour, any day. No bot maze.
? 99.9% Uptime SLA
Backed by a real SLA (https://noothost.com/sla) and a public status page (https://noothost.com/status). We show our uptime, not just talk about it.
? Pay YOUR Way
All major cards, PayPal, and popular cryptocurrencies accepted.
✅ 30-Day Money-Back Guarantee
Try any plan risk-free. Not happy? Full refund within 30 days, no questions asked. You literally cannot lose.
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
❄ PERFECT FOR:
✓ Web Application Development & Hosting
✓ WordPress & CMS Hosting with Custom Plugins
✓ E-Commerce Stores & High-Traffic Websites
✓ Game Servers & Minecraft Hosting (https://noothost.com/minecraft-hosting)
✓ Trading & Forex — always-on Windows RDP (https://noothost.com/use-cases#trading)
✓ Discord Bots & Automation (https://noothost.com/use-cases#bots)
✓ Docker & Container Projects
✓ Custom APIs & Microservices
✓ Remote Work — a desktop that never sleeps (https://noothost.com/rdp-hosting)
✓ Dev & Testing Environments
✓ Agencies Managing Multiple Client Projects
✓ Machine Learning & Data Processing
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
❄ NEED A DOMAIN TOO? WE DO THOSE PROPERLY AS WELL
• 2,000+ extensions with LIVE availability search: https://noothost.com/domains
• .com $24.99/yr — renews at $24.99. Same price. Imagine that
• .top from $12.99/yr, .shop $13.99, .xyz $13.99
• FREE WHOIS privacy on EVERY domain — never sold back to you as an add-on
• Register and renewal prices shown side by side, up front
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
❄ HOW NOOTHOST VPS STACKS UP
Shared Hosting vs NootHost VPS:
Shared: throttled resources, no root, someone else's rules
NootHost VPS: dedicated resources, full root, your entire stack your way
Dedicated Server vs NootHost VPS:
Dedicated: $$$ per month, slow provisioning
NootHost VPS: a fraction of the cost, online in 60 seconds, near-identical real-world performance
Big Cloud vs NootHost VPS:
Big Cloud: calculator required to predict your bill, egress fees, support tickets into the void
NootHost VPS: one flat price, bandwidth included, real humans in minutes
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
❄ GET STARTED IN 4 STEPS
✅ Pick your plan (Nano → Max): https://noothost.com/pricing
✅ Choose Linux or Windows
✅ Deploy in ~60 seconds
✅ Full root access immediately — protected by the 30-day money-back guarantee
? https://noothost.com/ ?
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
Questions? NootHost's 24/7 support team is ready — open a ticket at https://noothost.com/support or hit the live chat on the site. Real humans, real answers, usually in minutes.
Ready to join the colony? Thousands of developers, traders, and businesses already build on NootHost — hosting from the coldest place on earth. ? noot noot.
Looking for a blazing-fast, scalable hosting solution with FULL control — from a host that doesn't play pricing games? NootHost VPS Hosting delivers enterprise-grade KVM servers starting at just $4.49/month with Linux & Windows options, pure NVMe storage, daily backups INCLUDED, DDoS protection INCLUDED, and a 30-day money-back guarantee. Deployed in about 60 seconds. Yes, seconds. noot noot.
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
❄ WHAT IS NOOTHOST VPS HOSTING?
A VPS (Virtual Private Server) gives you dedicated server resources — the power of a dedicated machine at a fraction of the price. Perfect for developers, traders, game server admins, bot runners, growing businesses, and anyone who's outgrown shared hosting (or never wanted it in the first place).
Why NootHost VPS hits different:
✅ Dedicated Resources — your vCPU, RAM and NVMe are YOURS ALONE. No noisy neighbors on this iceberg
✅ Full Root/Admin Access — total control, install anything, configure everything
✅ Linux OR Windows — pick at deploy time, reinstall whenever you like
✅ Deployed in ~60 Seconds — order to online before your coffee cools
✅ Daily Backups & Snapshots INCLUDED — most hosts sell this back to you. We don't
✅ DDoS Protection INCLUDED — enterprise-grade, free on every plan
✅ Dedicated IPv4 on every VPS
✅ KVM Virtualization — true isolation, rock-solid performance
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
❄ NOOTHOST VPS PLANS & PRICING (RENEWAL = LIST PRICE. NO BAIT. EVER.)
? VPS NANO — $4.49/month (or $44.90/year — 2 MONTHS FREE)
• 1 vCPU Core
• 2GB RAM
• 25GB NVMe SSD Storage
• 2TB Bandwidth
• Dedicated IPv4 Address
• Linux or Windows — Full Root/Admin Access
• Daily Backups & Snapshots Included
Perfect for: Small projects, bots, dev/testing, your first server
? VPS STARTER — $8.99/month (or $89.90/year — 2 MONTHS FREE) ⭐ MOST POPULAR
• 2 vCPU Cores
• 4GB RAM
• 50GB NVMe SSD Storage
• 4TB Bandwidth
• Dedicated IPv4 Address
• Linux or Windows — Full Root/Admin Access
• Daily Backups & Snapshots Included
Perfect for: Growing websites, apps, e-commerce, Discord bots, 24/7 workloads
? VPS PRO — $17.99/month (or $179.90/year — 2 MONTHS FREE)
• 4 vCPU Cores
• 8GB RAM
• 100GB NVMe SSD Storage
• 8TB Bandwidth
• Dedicated IPv4 Address
• Linux or Windows — Full Root/Admin Access
• Daily Backups & Snapshots Included
Perfect for: High-traffic sites, game servers, demanding applications
? VPS BUSINESS — $34.99/month (or $349.90/year — 2 MONTHS FREE)
• 6 vCPU Cores
• 16GB RAM
• 200GB NVMe SSD Storage
• 16TB Bandwidth
• Dedicated IPv4 Address
• Linux or Windows — Full Root/Admin Access
• Daily Backups & Snapshots Included
Perfect for: Enterprise projects, agencies, heavy databases, serious infrastructure
? VPS MAX — $64.99/month (or $649.90/year — 2 MONTHS FREE)
• 8 vCPU Cores
• 32GB RAM
• 400GB NVMe SSD Storage
• UNMETERED Bandwidth
• Dedicated IPv4 Address
• Linux or Windows — Full Root/Admin Access
• Daily Backups & Snapshots Included
Perfect for: Maximum power. Machine learning, big data, "I need it all" energy
? Compare every plan: https://noothost.com/pricing
? Deploy now: https://noothost.com/vps-hosting
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
❄ POWERFUL FEATURES INCLUDED ON EVERY SINGLE PLAN
⚡ Pure NVMe SSD Storage
Not "SSD-cached". Not hybrid. Pure NVMe on every plan — blazing speeds for your apps, databases, and websites.
? Full Root/Admin Access
Install apps, run scripts, configure the OS exactly your way. Your server, your rules.
?️ Linux & Windows Server
Deploy your preferred OS instantly — popular Linux distros or Windows Server — and reinstall any time from the dashboard.
?️ Enterprise DDoS Protection — FREE
Advanced protection and configurable firewalls keep your server online around the clock. Included on every plan, not an upsell.
? Daily Backups & Snapshots — FREE
Automated daily backups and snapshots on EVERY VPS at no extra cost. Other hosts charge monthly for this. We think that's silly.
? Instant Deployment
Your server is online in about 60 seconds. Order, deploy, build.
? Full-Control Dashboard
Console access, power controls, one-click OS reinstalls, password resets, and an API — all from one clean dashboard. There's even an MCP server (https://noothost.com/mcp) so your AI tools can manage your infrastructure. Welcome to 2026.
? Effortless Scaling
Upgrade between plans any time — you only pay the difference, and upgrades apply in minutes with no data loss.
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
❄ WHY THE COLONY CHOOSES NOOTHOST
? No Hosting Industry Games
The price on the card is the price on renewal. No teaser rates, no term-two jump, no setup fees, no contracts, no retention scripts. Cancel any time from your dashboard.
?️ 24/7 REAL Human Support
Tickets answered by actual humans — usually in minutes, any hour, any day. No bot maze.
? 99.9% Uptime SLA
Backed by a real SLA (https://noothost.com/sla) and a public status page (https://noothost.com/status). We show our uptime, not just talk about it.
? Pay YOUR Way
All major cards, PayPal, and popular cryptocurrencies accepted.
✅ 30-Day Money-Back Guarantee
Try any plan risk-free. Not happy? Full refund within 30 days, no questions asked. You literally cannot lose.
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
❄ PERFECT FOR:
✓ Web Application Development & Hosting
✓ WordPress & CMS Hosting with Custom Plugins
✓ E-Commerce Stores & High-Traffic Websites
✓ Game Servers & Minecraft Hosting (https://noothost.com/minecraft-hosting)
✓ Trading & Forex — always-on Windows RDP (https://noothost.com/use-cases#trading)
✓ Discord Bots & Automation (https://noothost.com/use-cases#bots)
✓ Docker & Container Projects
✓ Custom APIs & Microservices
✓ Remote Work — a desktop that never sleeps (https://noothost.com/rdp-hosting)
✓ Dev & Testing Environments
✓ Agencies Managing Multiple Client Projects
✓ Machine Learning & Data Processing
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
❄ NEED A DOMAIN TOO? WE DO THOSE PROPERLY AS WELL
• 2,000+ extensions with LIVE availability search: https://noothost.com/domains
• .com $24.99/yr — renews at $24.99. Same price. Imagine that
• .top from $12.99/yr, .shop $13.99, .xyz $13.99
• FREE WHOIS privacy on EVERY domain — never sold back to you as an add-on
• Register and renewal prices shown side by side, up front
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
❄ HOW NOOTHOST VPS STACKS UP
Shared Hosting vs NootHost VPS:
Shared: throttled resources, no root, someone else's rules
NootHost VPS: dedicated resources, full root, your entire stack your way
Dedicated Server vs NootHost VPS:
Dedicated: $$$ per month, slow provisioning
NootHost VPS: a fraction of the cost, online in 60 seconds, near-identical real-world performance
Big Cloud vs NootHost VPS:
Big Cloud: calculator required to predict your bill, egress fees, support tickets into the void
NootHost VPS: one flat price, bandwidth included, real humans in minutes
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
❄ GET STARTED IN 4 STEPS
✅ Pick your plan (Nano → Max): https://noothost.com/pricing
✅ Choose Linux or Windows
✅ Deploy in ~60 seconds
✅ Full root access immediately — protected by the 30-day money-back guarantee
? https://noothost.com/ ?
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
Questions? NootHost's 24/7 support team is ready — open a ticket at https://noothost.com/support or hit the live chat on the site. Real humans, real answers, usually in minutes.
Ready to join the colony? Thousands of developers, traders, and businesses already build on NootHost — hosting from the coldest place on earth. ? noot noot.
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